The Big Apple Baby

Just a few snaps from the weekend of Daniel and Honor’s baby shower on a gorgeous spring weekend.  So strange having that many Rhynes north of the Mason-Dixon Line at the same time. 

Rebecca got frisky with the street performers at City Hall, where Daniel had a meeting with the mayor!

Having a Law & Order moment.

  

Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge

  

Chugging along the East River. Lady Liberty the dot in the background.

  

Dell-zilla plucks out the Empire State Building

  

Daniel and Honor open gifts surrounded by family and friends

 

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Winner winner, badger dinner

Congratulations to the Duke Blue Devils and Family Challenge winner Joe Salvato!

JoeTheChampion

I’m sure the Duke side of our family is pleased, too, and I trust Claire is taking the Wisconsin loss with typical Blyth grace and humor.

Thanks to all for playing along. I’ve had a lot of fun, and I love this annual opportunity to reconnect with you all.

Have a happy spring, and WATCH THIS SPACE.

xxoo,
Megan

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Good Friday

Greetings Family!

I’ve been getting my bigs ready to play. We’re gonna pound it in the paint, make it rain threes and, at the end of the day, God is going to be good to us and take us to the next level. We’re not going to throw up bricks or shoot any shot that draws iron. We’re going to be money and we’re going to knock down our free throws. They will need to take a time out just to stop the bleeding. They’re a great team, but we’re going to give it 110%, make a few smart fouls and just pray that the man upstairs is wearing our team colors.

Can I get an AMEN!!!

Well it is Easter.

The Sweet 16 brought us another round of exciting games, and then there was Kentucky versus West Virginia. If I might create my own basketball cliche, may I say that the Mountaineers’ played so badly, they couldn’t have thrown a beer bottle onto a burning couch. That was about the biggest beat down I’ve seen period, much less in the Sweet 16, much less between two teams that were supposed to be within at least arms length of each other. It made the comment by one of the two announcers for WVa’s second game even more ridiculous. He said, “West Virginia. They play so tough. They make you question your manhood.” Thanks, but I haven’t questioned my manhood in quite some time now.

But I digress. Marty was the victor there, and then again in the next round. Her Tarheels couldn’t make it past Claire’s Wisconsin Badgers in the third round but her Kentucky Wildcats roared into the Final Four with a narrow victory over Beth and Notre Dame. Sooooooo close.

In other Sweet 16 news, Beth’s Louisville advanced to represent the Elite 8 by beating fellow ACC’er NC State, thus sending her daughter packing. Ellie was also the unfortunate holder of West Virginia. In fact, she and her brother were the only two to go in with two teams and come out with none.

Caroline’s Arizona made easy work of Gordon’s Xavier, while Rivers’ Gonzaga bruised the Bruins of UCLA and Mike B. Joe’s Duke muted the Utes and Gordon to boot. And Beth shocked the M&M Wichita State Shockers and sent us fizzling out.

After the Sweet 16, this is how our chart looked.

Beth Louisville (4-E) Notre Dame (3-MW)
Caroline Arizona (2-W)
Claire Wisconsin (1-W)
Ellie
Gordon
Joe Duke (1-S)
Karen
M&M
Marty Kentucky (1-MW)
Mike B
Pierce Michigan State (7-E)
Rivers Gonzaga (2-S)

Still with both teams:
Beth, and only Beth!

One team left:
Caroline
Claire
Joe
Marty
Pierce
Rivers

Out:
Ellie
Gordon
Karen
M&M
Mike B

And then we were on to the Elite 8, where Beth met the same fate as her kids: two in, zero out. But before we got there, the Rhyne sisters had a wonderful 3-hour meet-up for lunch and a visit with Ed Rhyne, the birthday boy, who turned 87 (I know, a young’un compared to his sisters). He followed along, interjecting here and there, as conversation veered from Virginia Woolf’s sister, to daffodil varieties, to the ridiculous things our mom’s mom used to say. Daddy has only a slight smile in the picture, but he had a much bigger one in an earlier one, not because we asked him to say, “Cheese,” but because Rebecca urged him to say, “North Carolina Dirt Famers!”

Dads87thBeth headed back to D.C., while Rebecca and I settled into our respective couches for the first two games of the Elite 8. That’s when Beth’s luck of the Irish ran out and Kentucky. The other Wildcats — Arizona — could not fend off the Badgers. Pierce’s improbable Spartans sent Beth’s Louisville a calling Cardinal (not a Stanford Cardinal, mind you), and Joe’s Blue Devils put a spell on Rivers and the Zags.

After the Elite 8, going into this weekend’s Final 4, this is how we look:

Beth
Caroline
Claire Wisconsin (1-W)
Joe Duke (1-S)
Marty Kentucky (1-MW)
Pierce Michigan State (7-E)
Rivers

Each with one team:
Claire
Joe
Marty
Pierce

Out:
Beth
Caroline
Rivers

That’s two Blyths and two Pattersons. The Rhynes will be on the sidelines eating grubs. And drinking beer. And cheering for the ACC.

Mike, Dell and I are heading to the mountains with some friends Saturday and I won’t have guaranteed Internet access until Tuesday. GASP!!!!! But I’ll try to check in anyway because we’ll certainly be watching the games.

GO TEAM!!!

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Local people with their arms crossed

OK, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything going on in this family challenge, but I had to share with someone!

http://localpeoplearmscrossed.tumblr.com

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Spring has sprung / yet it’s cold / but March Madness / never gets old

Last week we welcomed SPRING. Those of us on the East Coast, you know, everyone except that Carl guy and his family, celebrated by building fires, pulling on our warm coats and discreetly shaking our fists at the skies. !*@#^# again!?!?!

Yep, it snowed and drizzled on the first day of spring, but that was probably a godsend, because it means the daffodils will likely be as thick and varied as they were last year, and it meant there was no incentive to venture out of doors and risk missing an exciting day of basketball.

DaffodilsThe First Round’s second day of games on the 20th were good, but it will be hard to top a day like that first day of the First Round. WOW!

It was fitting that the first upset casualty of the tournament went to the first-born of the cousins. Elaine and Iowa State lost out to Susan’s UAB, a team that was not supposed to win. On the other hand, Susan’s Baylor was supposed to win, but it was upset, too, by the funnest end to a game I’ve ever seen. Coach Hunter (who ruptured his achilles celebrating his play-in win) fell off his rolling stool, pounded the ground, hugged his star player-son with all his might and quickly endeared himself to an entire country. Claire got a good one.

https://youtu.be/VEbhBo4wVc4

Honor’s Ole Miss fell, but her Ohio State pulled off an upset of Dan’s VCU. It seems weird that such a usually prominent school should be considered the underdog, but such was also the case when UCLA and Mike B upset the higher ranked SMU and Dottie.

Everyone still had at least one team going into the second day of the First Round, but Christine, Daniel, Dell, Dottie, Jim and Rhyne soon lost the one team they had left. Meanwhile, Dub showed why organized religion is on the wane when St. Johns lost to Joe and San Diego State, and Valparaiso lost to GELD’s Maryland. And Coran was slain by the Virginias: Belmont fell to Carl’s Real Virginia, and Buffalo (coached by a much-more-reasonable-looking-as-an-adult Bobby Hurley) lost to West Virginia. And now that I think about it, the Ds in the family did not fare well at all. Only Dan and Georgetown survived

Here’s what the chart looked like after Round 1.

Beth Louisville (4-E) Notre Dame (3-MW)
Carl Kansas (2-MW) Virginia (2-E)
Caroline Arizona (2-W)
Christine
Claire Wisconsin (1-W) Georgia State (14-W)
Coran
Dan Georgetown (4-S)
Daniel
Dell
Dottie
Dub
Elaine Cincinnati (8-MW)
Elizabeth Iowa (7-S) Villanova (1-E)
Ellie NC State (8-E) West Virginia (5-MW)
GELD Maryland (4-MW)
Gordon Utah (5-S) Xavier (6-W)
Honor Ohio St. (10-W)
Jim
Joe Duke (1-S) San Diego State (8-S)
Karen Oklahoma (3-E)
Katie Northern Iowa (5-E)
Libby Oregon (8-W)
M&M Wichita State (7-MW)
Marty Kentucky (1-MW) UNC (4-W)
Mike B UCLA (11-S)
Pierce Michigan State (7-E)
Rebecca Arkansas (5-W)
Rhyne
Rivers Gonzaga (2-S)
Robert Dayton (11-E)
SarK Butler (6-MW)
Susan UAB (14-S)

Still with 2 teams:
Beth
Carl
Claire
Elizabeth
Ellie
Gordon
Joe
Marty

Hanging on with 1 team:
Caroline
Dan
Elaine
GELD
Honor
Karen
Katie
Libby
M&M
Mike B
Pierce
Rebecca
Rivers
Robert
SarK
Susan

Out
Christine
Coran
Daniel
Dell
Dottie
Dub
Jim
Rhyne

Round 2 was brutal for our Texas friends. Carl lost BOTH of his highly ranked picks when Virginia tanked to Pierce’s Michigan State and Kansas was Rock Chalk Shock Balked when it lost to the mighty M&M’s Wichita State. And Joe didn’t stand a chance, since his team’s played each other. Duke prevailed, and as Joe commented on Facebook, things that make him feel warm and grateful include “my husband walking around giving me the stink-eye cause you gave my Duke as my team.” That makes me feel warm and grateful for several different reasons. We hope the U.S. Supreme Court feels the same.

The other big upset came when the Ellie’s Heart Attack Pack (Cardiac, if you prefer) took down #1 Villanova, Elizabeth’s team. Because of that win, five of the Sweet 16 teams will be from the ACC, though I’m sure I was not the only one who had as hard a time watching Maryland and realizing they were NOT an ACC team, as I had watching Louisville, who played at the same time and who IS in the ACC.

Here’s what the chart looked like after Round 2.

Beth Louisville (4-E) Notre Dame (3-MW)
Carl
Caroline Arizona (2-W)
Claire Wisconsin (1-W)
Dan
Elaine
Elizabeth
Ellie NC State (8-E) West Virginia (5-MW)
GELD
Gordon Utah (5-S) Xavier (6-W)
Honor
Joe Duke (1-S)
Karen Oklahoma (3-E)
Katie
Libby
M&M Wichita State (7-MW)
Marty Kentucky (1-MW) UNC (4-W)
Mike B UCLA (11-S)
Pierce Michigan State (7-E)
Rebecca
Rivers Gonzaga (2-S)
Robert
SarK
Susan

Still with both teams are the might blondes:
Beth
Ellie
Gordon
Marty

Those with one team:
Caroline
Claire
Joe
Karen
M&M
Mike B
Pierce
Rivers

And farewell to:
Carl
Dan
Elaine
Elizabeth
GELD
Honor
Katie
Libby
Rebecca
Robert
SarK
Susan

For those keeping score, we have 3 Pattersons, 4 Rhynes and 5 Blyths left.

And it’s evenly matched between cousin generation and second-cousin generation: 6 each (2 from each family in the second generation).

Happy watching, everyone. Keep those cards and letters coming. Um, I meant, COMMENT BELOW!!!

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HAPPY of HAPPIES / JOY of JOYS / IT’S BASKETBALL HEAVEN / FOR GIRLS AND BOYS

Oh, sweet mother of all things beautiful and righteous, it is here. Finally. Amid much sadness in the world — racial strife in America, international human rights crises, natural disasters and a looming chocolate shortage — joy has returned in the form of a 29.5-inch sphere as it brushes against the nylon nets in its downward trajectory off the fingertips of a 19-year-old kid from Small Town, USA. Glory be to the basketball gods on highest!

We’ve returned from what we have built into something of an annual tradition: going to DC and Arlington in mid-March. In addition to celebrating Dell’s birthday, celebrating Pi Day and celebrating Jim’s wonderful photo-word-a-day Lent blog, Dell and I took some time off to do a little newscasting at the Supreme Court.

But now, we’re coming to you from beautiful suburban Williamsburg, where the college students are well behaved and the retirees aren’t. At tournament central, the Cat Commissioners have been hard at work working brackets and assigning teams, in between belching fur balls and eating unidentifiable food particles off the floor, of course. Here are two of the commissioners in their entry into the So Sweet That Your Teeth Ache photo contest below.

FullSizeRenderWorking with their usual scientific attention to detail, the commissioners have paired some family members so that there are 32 competitors that can be assigned two teams. This year, since, well you know, I WON THE TOURNAMENT, they decided I should sacrifice my individuality and team up with my husband (as we near our 10-year anniversary next month, you would think I’ve learned to do that in our marriage, too. Maybe at 20 years….). So Megan/Mike is one team (M&M). The far lovelier pair of Sarah and Kiran (SarK) is another team. The far more adorable twosome of Rowan and Cora (Coran) are in the mix. And the far wiser quartet of Dot, Lee, Ed and Gwynn (GELD) will seek to deprive us all of our vitality and vigor.

So, without further ado, may I present the 2015 Rhyne-Blyth-Patterson-Mostly-Annual Who-Thought-It-Was-A-Good-Idea-To-Call-The-Thymus-Gland-Of-An-Animal-SWEETBREADS-Family-NCAA-Basketball-Bonfire!!!!

Beth Louisville (4-E) Notre Dame (3-MW)
Carl Kansas (2-MW) Virginia (2-E)
Caroline Arizona (2-W) Wofford (12-W)
Christine Oklahoma State (9-W) Texas Southern (15-W)
Claire Wisconsin (1-W) Georgia State (14-W)
Coran Belmont (15-E) Buffalo (12-MW)
Dan Georgetown (4-S) VCU (7-W)
Daniel Stephen F Austin (12-S) Georgia (10-E)
Dell Lafayette (16-E) Providence (6-E)
Dottie Wyoming (12-E) SMU (6-S)
Dub St. Johns (9-S) Valparaiso (13-MW)
Elaine Iowa State (3-S) Cincinnati (8-MW)
Elizabeth Iowa (7-S) Villanova (1-E)
Ellie NC State (8-E) West Virginia (5-MW)
GELD LSU (9-E) Maryland (4-MW)
Gordon Utah (5-S) Xavier (6-W)
Honor Ohio St. (10-W) Ole Miss (11-W)
Jim Hampton (16-MW) Coastal Carolina (16-W)
Joe Duke (1-S) San Diego State (8-S)
Karen Oklahoma (3-E) New Mexico State (15-MW)
Katie Purdue (9-MW) Northern Iowa (5-E)
Libby Eastern Washington (13-S) Oregon (8-W)
M&M Robert Morris (16-S) Wichita State (7-MW)
Martie Kentucky (1-MW) UNC (4-W)
Mike B UCLA (11-S) Northeastern (14-MW)
Pierce Michigan State (7-E) Indiana (10-MW)
Rebecca Harvard (13-W) Arkansas (5-W)
Rhyne North Dakota State (15-S) Texas (11-MW)
Rivers Davidson (10-S) Gonzaga (2-S)
Robert Dayton (11-E) Albany (14-E)
SarK UC Irvine (13-6) Butler (6-MW)
Susan UAB (14-S) Baylor (3-W)

Congratulations to the holders of our #1 seeds for this tournament: Claire with Wisconsin, Elizabeth with Villanova, Martie with the #1-#1 seed, Kentucky, and Joe with Duke. This might be the only time someone is NOT happy to receive a #1 seed because Carl may become violently ill if he has to pull for his partner’s team. San Diego State, OK, but Duke?

We would also like to extend our advanced condolences to Jim who has not one, but two of the #16 seeds (Hampton and Coastal Carolina). On the bright side, Hampton’s coach had the best moment of the tournament (and I use that term loosely because the play-in games add ZERO value to the Big Dance) when he called Jesus on his cell phone to assess his chances against #1 Kentucky.

http://bleacherreport.com/video_embed?id=d3dXQxdDrMfbUCWwEU4mfzy75zlUHLS1

Dell has #16 Lafayette, which is the name of my and Rebecca’s high school and which has about as much chance of beating Villanova. M&M has the last #16 of Robert Morris, which could be a close relation to Phillip Morris and will surely get smoked by Duke.

The lowest (best) team totals lie with cousins from each family branch: Carl (4), Marty (5) and Beth (7). And the worst team totals like with a jumble of relations, but also from each family branch: Jim (32), Coran (27) and Rhyne (26).

Rebecca has drawn some interesting picks: the alma mater of her stepmother, and the alma mater of her sister. That alma mater, Harvard, will play the alma mater of Rebecca’s sister, UNC. By the way, who the heck is Alma Mater anyway?

Dottie’s twosome features the cowboys of Wyoming and the wannabe cowboys of people in Dallas. It’s hard to get a 10-gallon hat on a 20-gallon hair-do. Dan’s keeping it close to home with in-town hopeful Georgetown and VCU from D.C. South (also known as Virginia). Speaking of Virginia, Carl in Texas will carry the hopes of his nephew and cousins, Daniel, Honor and Wahoo-in-the-Oven.

Martie carries the hopes of many family members with UNC. Carrying the Dean Smith legacy over the Patterson stronghold on Duke may be trying, but to carry that legacy at the same time as the Adolph Rupp legacy of Kentucky? That’s a battle of good versus pure evil. (And just how sa-weeeeet would it be a HBC beat Rupp’s old team?)

Mike B wins the cross-country award with UCLA on one side and Northeastern on the other. Susan sports the southern syllogism with UAB and Baylor. Coran got alliterative with Belmont and Buffalo. And Dub’s fighting a holy war with the Catholics of St. Johns and the Lutherans of Valparaiso. Don’t MESS with the Lutherans, man; we will reform you to death!

In the first round, it will be sister against sister when Caroline’s Arizona squares off against Christine’s Texas Southern, not to mention brother against sister when Rivers’ Davidson plays Elizabeth’s Iowa.

I’m cutting it close to tip-off, and my stomach’s growling, so I’ll leave you for now. Please add any comments or trash talk to the comment section below.

And here’s wishing you the best of all days. I love you all.

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No time to gloat

Good morning, all!

I would have been in touch earlier, but I was busy burning a couch on my porch in celebration of my unlikely tournament win. I considered posting a long gloating rant, with references to the gold-plated food bowls and specially quilted cat litter the Cat Commissioners are now enjoying. Instead, I’ll thank you all for indulging me in this silly tradition. I enjoy hearing from you and I love the opportunity to connect virtually each year.

And, since 9 years ago today I woke up single, and went to sleep married, I bring you this photo from 2005. If I could master PhotoShop, I’d insert all the missing family members and the newly added ones, for you are all there in some spirit.

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All the love to you!

Megan

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